Larissa, 19, from Brasil.

requirecookie:

therareandferociousswamprabbit:

daveyoufool:

Neither Courage Wolf nor Calming Manatee were doing much to help my anxiety, but I knew they were both on to something.

So, I created Calmage Wolfatee.

<3

This is glorious beyond my capacity to comprehend.

(via stallionducky)

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his-laughter-lines:

Look who’s retiring and working for NASA

(via dan-motherfucking-smith)

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fearwakes-me-up:

ellierose101:

striderkid:

dokidoki-artichokee:

hamburgurl:

1 universe, 9 planets, 7 seas, 7 continents, 809 islands, 204 countries, and I had the unfortunate luck of meeting u

THERE ARE 8 PLANETS, YOU UNCULTURED SWINE.

VIVA LA PLUTO FUCK YOU

I’m pretty sure “Viva la Pluto fuck you” is the best sentence I’ve heard all week. 

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(Source: hashtaglmao, via what-the-hells-going-on)

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biggestshorts:

dekutree:

he trapped

the dark lord has returned to hogwarts

biggestshorts:

dekutree:

he trapped

the dark lord has returned to hogwarts

(Source: utorment, via imthejesusofsuburbia)

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Sms do João.   (via conspirada)

(Source: for-matei, via my-longing)

Um amor vai curando o outro, até que a gente encontre um que não machuque, que não maltrate, e que não deixe o próximo existir.
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silvashko:

cattyjean:

silvashko:

the fact i will never know what having a penis is like significantly bothers me

I imagine it’s like having a boob between your legs.

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(via cuddlebucky)

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bussykiller:

precumming:

What if you got a dollar for everytime you masturbated 

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(via wingscanspeak)

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